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Thursday, November 21, 2013
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Dear Mr. Obama:I'm planning to move my family and extended familyinto Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask youto assist me.We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S.into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,immigration quotas and laws.I'm sure they handle those things the same way you dohere. So, would you mind telling your buddy, The Presidentof Mexico , that I'm on my way over?Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:1. Free medical care for my entire family.2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all servicesI might need, whether I use them or not.3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.5. Tell their schools they need to include classes onAmerican culture and history.6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on oneof the flag poles at their school.7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for bothbreakfast and lunch.8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can geteasy access to government services.9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don'tplan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't makeany special effort to learn local traffic laws.10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not getthe memo from their president to leave me alone, please besure that every patrol car has at least one English-speakingofficer.11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flagdecals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.I do not want any complaints or negative comments from thelocals.12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people tobe extremely nice and never say critical things about me ormy family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.14. I want to receive free food stamps.15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't payMexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays$4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the MexicanSocial Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.I know this is an easy request because you alreadydo all these things for all his people who walk over tothe U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that the Presidentof Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.Look how crazy this looks when you put it in writing!!!
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